What if Scotland invented the pizza?

by ThatDeuce

42 Comments

  1. Moron-Whisperer

    I once had a Mexican pizza that used refried beans and chorizo as the toppings.  Actually was pretty good.  I think it would have been better with some crushed tomatoes placed as a topping not as a sauce but I would eat it again 

  2. Lame_usernames_left

    I’m mad about the beans, but the rest just looks like a breakfast pizza

  3. inevitablekaraoke

    I’d eat it while mocking the Scottish palate but, I’d still eat it

  4. EfficientHighway1102

    beans are not bad as a topping, especially as those beans are in a tomato sauceish thing, i would demolish that

  5. MattonieOnie

    I caught the end. Didn’t see the fookin beans

  6. ThePizzaNoid

    Haggis isn’t for me but that looks tasty.

  7. Thisoneissfwihope

    Definitely not Scottish. If it were, they’d have battered and deep fried it.

    See: Pizza Crunch.

  8. As a Scotsman, I wholeheartedly endorse this. I mean, only for breakfast but I’d eat it.

  9. Antisocial_Worker7

    Not a crime. Just a unique style pizza.

  10. Bobs_Burgers_enjoyer

    Weirdly enough this looks amazing, just needs more bacon

  11. ChanglingBlake

    I’m at least willing to try it.

    Verdict will depend on taste.

  12. notonrexmanningday

    The only crime is not frying the bacon before it went on there. That’s gotta be chewy af

  13. sir_percy_percy

    Looks damn good to me!!! Breakfast pizza kicks ass!!

  14. Mischief_Managed12

    Look, if they didn’t start the pizza with baked beans, I would eat this.

  15. Omnipotent_Tacos

    What in the beans and toast is this!?

    Actually looks pretty good, makes me think of English breakfast on pizza

  16. Shenloanne

    Not battered and deep fried. Can’t be Scottish pizza.

  17. False. It’s not deep-fried. This isn’t scottish

  18. jsamuraij

    I’m actually on board with this. You’re free to go, no crime is proven here today.

  19. auntpotato

    It looks good honestly. I’m not all in on baked beans but would try this.

  20. Sir_SquirrelNutz

    Wtf, this is a nightmare, for the love of sweet baby Jesus, why?

  21. topshelfvanilla

    I’d fucking wreck that! They look kinda small, I’ll take 2 please.

  22. AntillesWedgie

    At first I was thinking “Beans? No way” and then they added more and I suddenly became hungry. I’d definitely try it.

  23. prntrgobrrr

    Charge #1: Beans on Bread

    Charge #2: Starch on Starch in form of Hashbrowns

    Charge #3: Existence of Haggis

    ##GUILTY on all charges!

  24. Yeah no in Scotland it’s all about the corn and canned tuna fish on pizza.

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